No social grace

I could have also called this one “Things I learned today at a wedding and the reception”, or “Advice I wish I had before making a fool of myself.”

There might be something to designate you as a fraternity brother of the groom (like a silk red rose).
Try to pay close attention to those around you [...]

Error condition

I’ve decided to switch from coding primarily in PHP to a much more robust programming language.
[via Joyent]